Text of Puff Poppa Steve's Rap

They didn’t ask me back

Cause I said I was through

I might not have meant it

Between me and you

Must have lost my number

The telephone hasn’t rung

I guess the show is over

The fat gal must have sung

No contact from District

Prince William – not a peep

I didn’t hear from Landmark

And Capital – sound asleep

Aquia didn’t call

Neither did Mount Vernon

And where was OYC

They weren’t out there yearnin

Used to do the schedule

I tried to make it rhyme

Cobb Island didn’t care

So I couldn’t make the time

National Potomac

Tantallon further down

Swan Point – they were quiet

I thought I would not frown

At the last moment

I heard from PC Curt

He asked for my help

I thought it wouldn’t hurt

Paula begged me no

Please don’t do it anymore

I cannot stand the shame

When you go out on that floor

Well I’m back you see

And better than ever

Still boatless in Virginia

That might not last forever

Not a lot of time

I couldn’t name every club

If I missed you tonight

It was a honest flub

So I’ve done it again

It really wasn’t tough

But I’m sure you all agree

Enough is finally enough

Thank you and

God Bless America

Puff Papa Steve  2004